A four-alarm blaze broke out yesterday at Toronto Fire Services Headquarters, resulting in over $10M in damages. According to Mayor Jo Franks, finding temporary accommodations is a top priority for the Public Services committee.
One employee, speaking on condition of anonymity, claims that the fire was arson. “The speed at which the fire spread, and the unusual behaviour of the flame just don’t leave any other options. It wasn’t natural, and it wasn’t an accident.” Officials dispute this account.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen figures moving about in the fire, without being burnt. Rev. Charboen insisted that “this is God’s judgment on the megacity. He has sent us an avenging angel, who will cleanse the festering corruption in our so-called elected officials!”